gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:
in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons
hell yeah bismuth
i mean look at it
does that thing look heterosexual to you
i thought notThis is my new favourite story on the internet.
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If you ever sent me a nice anon message I hope all your dreams come true and may your harvest be bountiful
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when you’re reading fanfiction and its pretty good and then out of nowhere theres some shit like ‘their tongues battled like israel and palestine fighting over the same sacred ground’
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Robert Downey Jr wearing a customised pair of traditional German lederhosen at the Iron Man 3 photocall in Munich, Germany, April 12, 2013.
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AU - Jack & Cas
└ There is little chance that Castiel will be able to understand Captain Jack Harkness until he comes to grip with sexual innuendo.
YES GOOD
Are you kidding me? Jack would sleep with Cas and then sleep with Dean and then use Dean’s new acceptance of his fluid sexuality to hook the two of them up.
He’s like Santa Claus… but for sex.
A MOMENT for how confused Cas would be. And Jack would be playing it up. So many angel puns. So much casual touching. The winking alone.
And Cas would just be like, “Dean. How does one share pants?”
“What the hell are you talking about, Cas?”
“He said he— wanted to be in my…?”
“WHAT THE FUCK.”
Thnks fr th Mmrs
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