AU - Jack & Cas
└ There is little chance that Castiel will be able to understand Captain Jack Harkness until he comes to grip with sexual innuendo.
Are you kidding me? Jack would sleep with Cas and then sleep with Dean and then use Dean’s new acceptance of his fluid sexuality to hook the two of them up.
He’s like Santa Claus… but for sex.
A MOMENT for how confused Cas would be. And Jack would be playing it up. So many angel puns. So much casual touching. The winking alone.
And Cas would just be like, “Dean. How does one share pants?”
“What the hell are you talking about, Cas?”
“He said he— wanted to be in my…?”
“WHAT THE FUCK.”